breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(Reblogged from lightbulbidea)
(Reblogged from longlivepasta)

rachaelruns:

iamsoakai:

While en route to Moloka’i, the view of Oahu is jaw dropping.

oh my god i love this place so much. so. much. 

(Reblogged from rrachelinthewildd)

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(Reblogged from lightbulbidea)
(Reblogged from h0llow3yes)

At first, I thought I was doing this for you. Now… I know it’s for me. I don’t need to look and or be a certain way for anyone but myself. This is who I am and I’ve got bigger and better plans than you.

dmmd-faun-9000:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Geez tell me about it

(Reblogged from deathbyd-fault)
(Reblogged from radicalravenclaw)

lookingforsomeonewhocares:

people with terrible personalities don’t deserve good butts

(Reblogged from longlivepasta)

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

(Reblogged from eyeballfarts)
When I loved myself enough, I began leaving whatever wasn’t healthy. This meant people, jobs, my own beliefs and habits - anything that kept me small. My judgement called it disloyal. Now I see it as self-loving.
Kim McMillen (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: aurorefleurs)

(Reblogged from h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
(Reblogged from radicalravenclaw)

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

(Reblogged from deathbyd-fault)

(Source: sonsoftheearth)

(Reblogged from solaces)

MANTRA

cute-pubes:

Another girl being pretty does not make me ugly,

Another girl being smart does not mean I’m not smart.

Another girl being liked does not mean I am unliked.

I am perfect and incredible just the way I am, and any other girl is perfect and incredible just the way she is.

Girl competition needs to stop, and self love needs to start.

(Reblogged from deathbyd-fault)